Munzch was born on August 9th, 1969 in Vagina, Virginia. He is a poet, a scholar, and a player on Valve's Team Fortress 2. Through His forms of art, He has demonstrated to His audience that poor hygiene of the teeth is uncool.
Munzch was born into a family of radical patriots on an unnecessarily hot summer's night. Childhood was innocent enough for young Munzch but it all changed once He reached the age of 7. Munzch's mother started doing blow. During that period, Munzch began to realize that having massive genitals was an unnatural thing but His mother showed that beauty comes from the inside and showed Him how to accept Himself through love. Growing up, Munzch experienced a life-shattering event that changed her life forever. On June 17, 1987, His mother passed away due to way too much fuckin' cocaine, but at least she was a relatively radical lady. After this event, Munzch didn't give a fuck because His mother was kind of a bitch anyway.
Professional Career Edit
Munzch has sexy time with Obama for money. He also plays the saxophone.
As of August 17, 2014, Munzch is still not dead.